Not me Monday!

Not me Monday is back! Now that McKMama is back home with her sweet baby Stellan, we are joining the Not me Monday Circus again!

This week I didn’t take an ambien, sleep for 2 hours to be awoken by a text message and proceed to have a very OPEN conversation with that person via text, only to wake up horrified by some of the things I said…. Nope not me!

This past week I didn’t fake sick on a date so I didn’t have to spend another minute with the person because I felt like poking out my eyeballs with each passing minute of the date! Nope not me, I wouldn’t dream of lying to someone!

This week I didn’t completely blow off 2 guys because I find them incredibly boring and couldn’t bear the thought of another date with them, so I just stopped responding to their texts and emails… Nope not me that would be so rude!

On my 2 days off of work this week, I didn’t just wear a hat instead of washing my hair each day.... Nope not me, that’d be gross!

This past week, I didn’t finish off my secret stash of chocolate frosting I keep in the cabinet, for days when I just want a spoon full of icing! Nope not me, I wouldn’t have cheated on my diet by finishing off the last 2 spoon fulls! (And then replaced the lid and placed it back in the cabinet so no one would see the empty container in the trash)